December 2010
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Mario Kart is so fucking frustrating.
chahlie:
When you drive between the item boxes.
When the person in front of you snatches the item box you were clearly trying to get.
When you’re in 1st place the entire fucking race & then you get hit with like 6 shells & a lightning bolt & end up in 7th.
Or when you’re on a bridge and some motherfucker pushes you off into the lava.
Reblog if you care.
Fuck you, that won’t help shit.
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Plans for NYE?
Shit, I have no idea. Last New Year’s Eve was crazy and I have intentions to redo that night … just yet. So, tonight I think I’m going to call up my bitches and just chill.
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I was expecting Misfits to be on tonight, but the...
fuck.
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Donkey Kong Country Returns
Is hard as fuck … No, I am being serious.
I clearly can’t start off playing Spyro & Sonic and just hop on up the ladder to Donkey Kong.
So, my ass is going back to playing Mario for a while.
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This GIF.
Shoutout to @yikesitstoony for making me pee my pants.
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GET THE MOSTER VIDEO OFF MY DASH.
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Man my only new years resolution is to fuck shit...
Co-sign.
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12:52 pm.
Jazz music & oreo cookies.
Sorry ,
kplus:
But as of yesterday I’m officially engaged with this lovely lady.
It was just a matter of time until happiness arrived. Word.
Congratulations!
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@buzzflyyear, @dipping-skinny & @extra-average...
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BASED FREESTYLE.
extra-average:
Hoes on my dick because I look like Brittney Spears
Swagg loud like weed, might hurt yo ears
Bitches suck my dick because I dress like a lady(WOO)
Hoe said she wanna lick my ass, I said maybe (SWAGG)
5 star chef cookin’ like a baby( KNIFE, CHEF, KNIFE SWAG)
Swagg ugly like a doggy
Hoes suck my dick because I look likea froggy (WOO WOO WOO, SWHAGG, WOO)
Drake punchlines
gimmetheloot:
buzzflyyear:
I go hard… penis
Yo girl always on my arm… wenis
I had a unibrow until i parted… moses
My money is young… ben frank baby pictures
Tumblr Version by Ib.
I logged on tumblr, error screen.
Top tuesday going on, where’s the vaseline?
Baby said she was greatest, Ali.
Checked her past for the latest, shorty face made my eyes bleed.
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Drake Cypher pt 2
extra-average:
dipping-skinny:
I Like them girls that Go Both ways… Intersection
and If they Wit it Then I’m Gone Fishin’…. Joe pesci
I never Let em Cop My heart…. Girl you can’t arrest me.
These Niggas think they schoolin but honestly they can’t test me
You need a car, I got 4… fantastic Why you mad? Nigga, flip the script…. gymnastic
I’m all up in your bad bitch ear… bamboos Diggin in...
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10 Random Facts About Me
I love oreos.
I’ll watch any movie with Ryan Reynolds in it.
Rainy days make me sleepy.
I love going to the gym, for the all the wrong reasons.
My toes are always painted red or pink, always.
I’m always laughing, life is pretty funny if you haven’t noticed.
The only time you’ll ever see me cry is if I am watching a movie. Other than that maybe on my wedding day...
you're all faggots for giving shits about chris...
burntassperm:
it’s fucking raz b.
chris brown is doing videos with 30 year olds in backwords pants and taking pictures with nut substitute on his mouth.
Only thing great about Chris Brown is Yo, Ain’t No Way, Poppin Remix, and him leaning Rihannas shit.
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Defense Magnesium.
Why do female comic book characters have such...
Jebus …
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fuck twitter fuck it
thewearhaus:
@neivexsharpe: My grandma was lactoast & tolerant, my mom kinda is. That means I might, aslo?! Daaanngg it -_-
I can’t.
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My dash is fucking quality right now.